Venus of frakin' Willendorf!
Handmade Venus of Willendorf Soft Sculpture
Finally, you can now own a sexy crocheted prehistoric pinup ('cause that's what scholarly folks mean when they refer to things as fertility symbols). And in true DIY fashion you can even make your own by purchasing the PDF pattern.
Perfect for the man who has everything...except a big woman to hold at night. And much cuddlier than the stone ones the lonely prehistoric dudes assuredly used to cuddle with.