Fun things to rub your body with...

...in the shower
...or after getting 'dirty'

Get your mind out of the gutter - I'm talking about soap! Unbelievable weird handmade soaps. Do check out the shops of these talented folks - this is just the tip of the iceberg!

*Food soap*
As someone who has cast off sugar and carbs I really appreciate the vicarious pleasure of food soaps. There's a local company that makes chocolate cake slice soaps that make me wanna take all my clothes off...and take a shower. But these food soaps go way beyond chocolate and cupcakes. And you won't get fat using them  - unless you eat them which you will only try once, trust me.

Amazingly realistic pbj sandwich soap

Gummy bear soap set

Sushi lover deluxe soaps

Need something to wash that down?

Frothy beer soap

*Nerdgasm soaps*
To boldly go where hopefully man has gone before...(a shower)
 

Star Trek shuttle-craft soap

For lovers of antiques:

Cassette tape soap

Xbox soap

 from the listing:

"Scented with Mountain Dew fragrance oil, a gamer's best scent." 
Do they make Mac 'n Cheese fragrance oil?

Natural history soap - nerdgasm in progress:

Jurassic Insect in Amber Soap

And lastly what I like to call *wtf soaps*

 Hand soap set

Disturbed? Take a chill pill.

Happy pill soap

Brainssssssssss glow-in-the-dark soap

"Choose your scent" May I suggest Frankincense

And saving the best for last...

Rose scented poop soap

Because nothing says irony like washing your hands with poo. Also guaranteed to get those annoying friends to stop inviting themselves over.